It's Mystery Monday and this week I have been wondering about some mysterious things that always seem to happen only to me.
Like how I can take a shower and forget to wash the conditioner out of my hair. I mean, what exactly was I doing in there?! It's not like the routine changes each time I shower: wash hair, apply conditioner, shave legs, rinse conditioner, wash with poof!
Or like how one hour after I showered, the bottoms of my feet can be so dirty. I am not running around through my garden or anything, maybe just out to the garage, but my feet, ugh!
I'm embarrassed to admit that this has happened on more than one occasion, but have you ever worn your underwear inside out and then not realized it until half the day is gone? Nope? I knew I must be the only one!
Finally, how come I always have to be the one who somehow forgets to zip my pants after using the bathroom? And it is also a mystery how I can have 6 classes of 20 kids staring at me all day, and not one of them brave enough to let me know my zipper is down. Would it be too much to ask that someone at least slip me a little note?
What mysteries are you pondering in your life today?